Skip to main content

Pissnuts

Pissnuts is a condition that affects many men and is caused by an immensely small penis. During urination, the tiny penis does not extend far enough for urnine to travel over the balls, resulting in a nutsack drenched in urine. Men who suffer from pissnuts often sport a goatee, baseball cap, and eyeglasses.
Tim's wife ordered him to urinate outside, as his pissnuts had ruined the bathroom rugs and towel sets.
by manchild5116 March 4, 2011
mugGet the Pissnuts mug.

Pissnit

An insult to call someone when they are being a dumb bitch or a tard
Eh bud, you’re being a pissnit today
by Pissnit October 5, 2019
mugGet the Pissnit mug.

Pisscutter

Jeez, I had a pisscutter of a day, that mongrel growth finally dropped off!
by ColF July 6, 2006
mugGet the Pisscutter mug.

pissnotch

a rainbow, usually used as a noun, or anything relating to a rainbow-like object; not a gay person
there was a pissnotch in the sky and it was lovely!

chris is a pissnotch.
by campy October 16, 2004
mugGet the pissnotch mug.

Pisscutter

Piss - as in "a constant stream of urine"
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"

When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.

This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.

** Do NOT confuse "Piscutter" word with "Turdcutter"!! **
Usage:

ME: "Is that your new car, Joe?"
JOE: "Yeah, it's pretty pisscutter, eh?"
ME: "Well, it is pretty sweet...I don't know if I would call it pisscutter."
JOE: "So what would YOU consider pisscutter?"
ME: "Your mom's turdcutter..."

and so on.....
by Me - as in "not you" February 26, 2010
mugGet the Pisscutter mug.

pussnut

A teacher that is such a pushover people can light things on fire in the classroom and he will shrug his shoulders.
Wow, Mr.Turner is such a pussnut that we all just covered him in toliet paper and proceeded to dance around him.
by unknownanatomystudent April 30, 2011
mugGet the pussnut mug.

Pisscutter

A very small sub standard Bull Elk or Mule Deer buck commonly found and harvested by Utah sportsmen.
Say Bob Im going over to see Bessy's buck, care to put down that Mountain Dew and LDS bible and join me? NO thanks if I know ole Bessy it's just another pisscutter.
by Team_UNC February 19, 2011
mugGet the Pisscutter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email