pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

PistonHeads

A bunch of stuck up twats, with Porsche's.

Oh, look at me, I own a poverty spec Porsche 996, I must join PistonHeads.

by Znoozer June 28, 2018

Dude Piston

The Cock, Penis, Pork steeple, Quiver bone.

"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

BLOODHOUND GANG'S
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

Pishting

When poop out of your penis

BRO IM PISHTING
Ew

by thrgere August 11, 2020

Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.

Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.

by 1337noname August 10, 2020

Piston-hands

Moniker for a jagged toothed female who coerces men into receiving unabashed, violent handjobs as a way of validating her morbid existence.

Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.

by urbanjerk July 14, 2010

Detroit Pistons

1 of the best or arguably the best basketball team in the NBA right now. They play great defense and have a balaced offense which lead them to a 64-18 record this season. best in the NBA!! also made the finals for the last 2 seasons, winning the NBA title back in 2004 against the LA Lakers. Easily have the best starting 5 in the NBA with Chauncey Billups, Richard "Rip" Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Ben Wallace.

u saw game 7 of Pistons-Cavs series? Detroit Pistons whooped their asses so bad they only scored 61 points the whole game

by go_wings June 1, 2006