finger pointing

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.

There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

Pining

An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.

James is pining for the Michelle's touch.

by shuft April 10, 2006

PIatinum

A popular gaian who later on changed his username to "Platinum." He is known as a troll in the gaia community. Very annoying, but attractive internet sensation...

his annoying/quirky nature inadvertantly caused a "war" on massive internet chatroom thing site 4chan early in the year, that caused the site to close for some time. He went downhill after he was out trolled in 2006. There have been but a few people who worship him for his successful trolling.

You were owned if PIatinum trolled you!

by michael937xx December 18, 2009

pinnin

to makeout/hu with someone, or someone you are about to sexually connect with

guy 1: yo who you pinnin
guy 2: dude this really hot chick named sara
guy 1: lucky! I wish i could pinn her

by steriobeats August 18, 2011

Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

by iNetter December 1, 2009

PITTing

1. To lose to a lesser opponent 2. To lose at the end of a sporting event in a rather peculiar fashion. 3. To find a way to lose while winning.

The Panthers are winning to start the 4th quarter, I hope they don't end up PITTing at the end.

by Big Nick Digger December 24, 2015