Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.

Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!

by Vurtax June 6, 2010

Hindu Pinnochio

Males testicles are placed in the eyes of female with flacid penis being over the nose. Girl bats her eyelashes arousing the penis causing an erection to grow like pinnochios nose when he lies. meanwhile the asshole is placed firmly against the forehead, leaving a symbolic brown dot between the eyes.

Nicki had a brown dot on her forehead this morning, she must have got the Hindu Pinnochio last night.

by Las Vegas Tripod March 29, 2011

Dirty Pinnochio

When an individual of the male gender is having his testicles orally gratified from the rear, said individual spreads the cheeks of their buttocks and thrusts themselves backwards, thus plunging the unfortunate recipient's nose into their gaping rectum; the rarity of the circumstances wherein a Dirty Pinnochio can be performed make this maneuver all the more impressive.

"Billy asked me to suck his balls from behind last night, and before I knew it, he gave me a Dirty Pinnochio."

by Suburban Assassin July 16, 2006

pinnochio

Fake person or people, whether it be Man or Woman

1.I hate pinnochios. They wanna smile in your face, but as soon as you leave they talk mad shit.

2. Person 1. "Oh look here comes Amber."

Person 2. "I don't associate with her, she's a pinnochio."

by RCPTHANEMESIS December 30, 2009

pinche pinochio

Lying Pussy

My ex is a pinche pinochio, shes been cheating with all my homies. Her shit is big and loose! Meat curtains are flappin!

by The Rizzo November 26, 2019

Pinnocchio

When a male puts his nose into a girl's vagina while eating her out.

Dude I just suck my nose in this huge vag.

Nice Pinnocchio!

by imthebombliketiktik April 17, 2010

Pinnochio

to masterbate with sandpaper

I wanted to try something new last night. I saw some extra sandpaper sitting there so I did a Pinnochio on myself!

Talking to you is about as much fun as doing a Pinnochio....

by PSYKO May 10, 2014