Jesse Pinkman

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Wanna have some fun with Jesse Pinkman tonight? ;)

by cthuhlu July 22, 2012

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Jesse Pinkman

Can cook meth well. Says "Bi*ch" a lot. Like water.

Jesse Pinkman: "Yo Mr. White, wassup"
Walter White: "Jesse, we need to cook."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

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The best film character you’ll ever need!! A hot drug addict from breaking bad. He’s a BAD BOY who has his guard up a lot but once you get to really know him, you’ll see he’s just a soft sweet teddy bear of a hunkin’ man. He likes to say hipster slang like yo, and bitch a lot. He also throws great parties when he’s not in rehab or cooking meth!! And has quite a humor too that shines throughout the show at some times. And he always gets manipulated and verbally abused a lot by Meth lord Walter white(Heisenberg), so that makes you fall in love with him even more because you can’t help but feel sorry for him. If I ever got to meet a real life Jesse Pinkman, I’d use him as my project to help him figure out his life, but that’s after we do some good blue glass together. And I’m not sure exactly why, but his goodwill baggy hip clothes just work on him, soo handsome and dreamy. Can’t get past his blue eyes or his amazing voice. One of a kind. He’s the kind of boy that would ruin your life because you’re so mad in love with him- actually no, because all the girlfriends he had, he took care for and tried not to involve them in his little drug business. Except for that period of time when he did heroin with that one chick and she choked on her vomit, but she was a bitch anyways!! Good riddance. If you’ve seen the show Breaking bad, you’ll understand how irrational loving such a messed up guy can be, he’s simply addicting. Take one snort of him and you’ll be wanting more!

“OMG Jesse Pinkman is so hot and dreamy. Don’t you think?”

by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 12, 2020

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