penophobia

the fear/disgust of the penis

i dont like willies because i have penophobia

by emma May 13, 2005

Pitaphobia

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.

I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.

by Pittas September 18, 2013

peniphobia

The fear of something that possesses a penis.

Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.

by pot harry August 7, 2011

Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

Dingphobia

Dingphobia is when someone is afraid of getting a door ding on there car. A lot of people whom get new cars get dingphobia and it doesn't go away until you get youre 1st door ding, or maybe a scratch. And then you don't care anymore and the dingphobia goes away. You know you have dingphobia if you park way far away from everyone else so youre car stays nice, especialy if its crowded.

My friend Marty has dingphobia bad, and when we came out of the frozen yogurt store he had a huge scratch down his car door. Epic fail!

by Topper 7770 July 11, 2011

pingophobic

The phobia of a Discord ping.

"Im so pingophobic that i block anyone who pings me."

by IHatePings May 16, 2020

Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020