pimps prayer

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.

Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.

by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011

Pimpcussion

The result of being Pimpoozled.

Doctor: It seems the patient has suffered a Pimpcussion due to being recently pimpoozled.

by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

Pimpstress

The female version of a pimp.

Has male hos/prostitutes.

1.

Jeri: " Yo dawg, my pimpstress just got me this brand new watch!"
Doug: "Maaaan, I wish my pimpstress had that kinda dough to spend on me!"

by somestupiddegenerate January 5, 2018

pimpsweet

Something that is so insanely cool that it is actually pimpin and sweet at the same time.

Dude those new Jordans are pimpsweet!!!!!11

by *1 in the hood G May 10, 2006

Pimpuary

A month where u have ur hoes 🥰
I have hoes this month
It’s pimpuary !

Hey is it pimpuary yet ?
I have a lot of hoes this pimpuary 😂🤝

by Niiiiyah February 18, 2019

pimpsqueak

A very short, often ugly man, that for some reason can pull some serious ass. It could be because the guy has legitimate game or he has a big sausage or a combination of both. Every college campus has at least one pimpsqueak. Usher, Jeremy Piven, Prince, Joe Rogan and Jermaine Dupri are all perfect examples of pimpsqueaks.

Ron: "Is that Mandy Harris kissing on that little ugly dude over there?"
Chuck: "How in the fuck? I'd kill to bounce that ass."
Ron: "Why in the fuck would that guy get her?"
Chuck: "What can you say, the guy must be a pimpsqueak."

by John Planet October 16, 2008

Pimpysmack

n. A light-hearted, willfully inconsiderate smart-ass act; an attempt to humiliate or embarrass, shame or slam another.

n. A figurative pimpsmack.

v. The act of pimpysmacking another.

Sentence: Wow/Haaa/Awww/Oooh/Ohh/Ha...pimpysmack!

Ex.1
Player 1: tea-bags Player 2
"Ha! Pimpysmack, bitch!"

Player 2: "Get off me, muthafucka!"

Ex.2
John: "Sarah, what's up for Friday?"

Sarah (John's new interest): "Nothin' as of now. Whatcha thinkin?"

Matt (friend next to John): "Hey dude...forgot to ask, can I get that cream back?"

John (to Matt): "Wow...pimpysmack!

Matt laughs

John smirks: "Sure...laugh now."

by Clevercaligirl March 4, 2011