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poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.
by gnostic3 March 7, 2015
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PIPpocalypse

When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.
I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?
by public2 November 12, 2022
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Popocalypse

The pandemonium created when the Pope comes to a city bringing everything in the city to a grinding halt for several days to allow for pilgrims to witness his holiness.
The city of Philadelphia will be inexcusable by rail, bus and auto while the popocalypse occurs.
by ChipF October 11, 2015
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Poopocalypse

An incident where a pet, usually a dog, or a Roomba runs over a pets feces and throws it about the house.
I'm going to have to move, my dog had a poopocalypse.
by Drihten August 31, 2019
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Panpocalypse

Panpocalypse refers to a personal pov about the time beginning around the January 2020 when the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 started its spread around the world and had basically affected every continent except Antarctica by the start of June that year. With no end in sight for a cure, the view of this epidemic as apocalyptic can be descriptively referred to by those with such a view as a “panpocalypse.”

This is related to, but should not be confused with, the term “pandemica,” which generally refers to the general state of the world during this period of time, whether it actually is the end of days or not.
Dude 1: “So bro, how’s your quarantine been going during this ridic panpocalypse?”

Dude 2: “Ugh, it’s been really rough man. Tryin to hook up is about a million times harder in pandemica bc of all the six foot social distancing and all the good stompin grounds closed. Back to Tinder I guess!”
by AliSoFlo May 22, 2020
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