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Mr Pillay

He should have been drafted for war as a recon sniper. He has a mighty field of view for electronic devices.
Why have I been called to the office?
'You need to see Mr Pillay'
**Soul leaves body**
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Mr Pillay

The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose syrup-18.2%, barley malt extract-12.7% , cocoa mass-31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total 4.9%, palm oil- 4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -4.9%, salt-18%, gelling agent (pectin)-12%, flavouring.

Although chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter.

Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"MMM, A very tasty Mr Pillay" Caleb
by State Rank 1 Mathematics HSC September 25, 2022
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Mr Pillay

The Entity "Mr Pillay" is a very dangerous being wielding supernatural abilities such as manipulation of cognitive functions of other living organisms in a 15km radius. The Entity "Mr Pillay" also fields a wide field of vision to be able to scout out any unattended or misused device in aforementioned 15km range. The Entity "Mr Pillay" has also been speculated have a MQ-3 Reaper Military Grade attack drone to be able to scout out the area covered by the Entity "Mr Pillay" which may explain why "Mr Pillay" manipulates his organisation ~~~~~~~~~~ into involuntary donation of large sums of funding for his nefarious operations. His ability to also establish area control of his 3 metre vicinity allows him to establish control and therefore causing test subjects to feel fear and authority in his presences. Any devices that unwittingly get in his field of vision is immediately sent to an equivalent of Davy Jones' locker for devices, with a device "confiscated" by this entity, is also referred as being "Pillayed".

The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a formal suit with a navy blue tie as a symbol of authority with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers"

Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"OH NO ITS MR PILLAY, RUN!" -James
"Jeffery just got Pillayed"- George
by State Rank 1 Mathematics HSC September 25, 2022
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Shiven Pillay

A young capitalist, equipped with an unmatched perspicacity coupled with masculine excellence. Indefatigable in all realms of human endeavor.
Shiven Pillay, known as Emperor of Earth is a tall, caramel beautiful man. Shiven Pillay is a man who defeats the matrix.
by Disciple of Tate November 23, 2022
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the pillar of nct

Lee Taeyong is the leader, main rapper, main dancer, visual and vocalist. he is also songwriter and composer, he's the pillar of nct
the pillar of nct is of course Lee Taeyong, he hold the group together and plays a strong role
by 00yong__ March 18, 2021
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Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)
The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by
by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019
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Pillars of Bingley

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived
by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019
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