Piffy

How to describe an apple that is mushy and does not produce a nice, crisp, and clean bite. The apple's insides feel almost dry in your mouth and it is overall unenjoyable.

"Don't eat those granny smith apples, they're all piffy. I spit out the first bite."

by Pegasus Bicycle September 04, 2009

piffie

A word often used to refer to potent or top shelf quality cannabis. It's origin derives from piff - which is another term for cannabis.

That piffie got me lit last night bro!

by TrippyTom December 15, 2017

piffy

1. A fictional character from Manchester who usually seen only on a wet weekend. Piffy resides on a rock.

2. Term of endearment pertaining to those who are blessed puppeteers.

3. Can mean poof

1. Oooo! You look like piffy on a wet weekend sat over there - what's up?

2. Oh look there are a gaggle of piffies coming our way - hurray!

by James Macnamara June 14, 2004

Piffy

A white american.
Pale Face
P.F.
sound- piff
therefore PIFFY is a paleface.

I went to a piffy bake sale yesterday, all the cookies were bland and the cakes were dry as toast.

by bujubulub January 11, 2010

piffy

another word for a crisp/potato chip.

"would you like a packet of piffys?"

by mojopunkin December 27, 2009

piffy

getting piffy.... one who gets irritated..at another person

when ...fawn809.. humps.. red's leg.... others get all piffy at him

by Red8 September 22, 2010

piffy

something that is wet or soggy, such as wet wood.

That would not make good firewood, that wood is piffy.

by Annette November 16, 2004