Phloof

The loose extra skin around a dogs neck.

My dogs phloof provides a pillowy cushion for her to rest in when she lays down.

by foxgirlfire October 22, 2014

Phoof

The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"

"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"

"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"

by Splurgecentral July 14, 2009

boom phwooar

It's a secret word best friends use when they are over excited. - Also comes with a handshake :)

Jen says: OMG i cant wait till holiday.
Grace says: I know its going to be greattt.
Both: Boom Phwooarr. (Y)

by jnifr&acegrace. January 18, 2009

Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

Phoofy

Phoofy can be whatever you want it to be. Phoofy may be used as a noun, verb and or adjective. Phoofy may also be used in the plural form as "Phoofies".

"This party is phoofy as hell"
"Yo pass me that phoofy"
"Shotty next hit of that phoofy"
"Wow your phoofies look mad nice in that phoofy ass shirt"
"I'll take a phoofy on that kids chest"

by lil phoofizzle April 5, 2009

phoofing

The act of sucking farts from your partners anus

I stayed in last night for an evening of phoofing with the wife

by randystyles November 3, 2008

Phoof

A alternate term for passing gas.

Kate:"Did you just phoof?"

Alex: "I was on the airplane and let off a righteous phoof, my row wasn't to excited about that."

by pnwskier December 7, 2011