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Photojack

1. To appear in someone else's photo without thier permission, often pulling a stupid or offensive pose. Best done in a dark club where the deed can't necessarily be detected until the photo is viewed, by which time a speedy escape has already been made.

2. To jump in front of a camera as someone is taking a picture of someone/thing else. Worsks especially well on tourists in foreign cities.

Often causes frustration and annoyance to the victim(s) but great amusement to the perpetrator and thier peers.
"Remember that bunch of gimps in the club last night? I photojacked them a goodun! Ninja style too!"

"Dude! I can't believe it! I was taking a photo of my fellow tourist, Wing Shing Li, in front of Big Ben and someone Photojacked me! It was my last picture too!"
by Mark of Farnborough October 8, 2007
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Plotfuck

1)When the plot of a movie is completely and utterly ruined by a god awful director. Usually based on a good book which is totally murdered.

2)When a secret scheme to get something (usually illegal) is ruined by one or more idiots.

3)When a small area of land is ruined by a gardener who is trying to be self sufficient because its fashionable, but screws up instead. Or they are just a bad gardener.
1)'Dude I watched Angels & Demons over the weekend!'
'Oh man, thats 146 minutes of your life you'll never get back! It was such a plotfuck!'

2)'I was plotting to get revenge on my brother by putting his hand in warm water. He found out before I did it and I got grounded. It was such a plotfuck!'

3)'I read about self sufficiency in a hip magazine but I plotfucked and now I just use it as a dump. Its great!'
by h-sizzler August 30, 2010
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photosucked

A photo, usually a model or celeb, with makeup and photoshopped so bad it looks like a plastic. Like, skin with no pores, someone else's nose, all-new boobs, 20-inch waist, etc. Most published pics are like this. Unhappily, lots of people think that person really exists and wish they looked like them.
That pic of Lady Gaga is so crazy photosucked she looks like a cartoon.
by TheCurmudgeon December 14, 2010
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Photobucket

A website used to upload pictures onto the internet for public viewing, mostly among online friends.
Okay, I just finished my drawing, lemme scan and put it on Photobucket.
by Joshua Squires September 17, 2005
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Photo fuck

Person who is a "hipster" wannabe that takes way too many pictures that have no meaning.
There are way too many photo fucks in this coffee shop.
by Evelyn&Denise May 15, 2016
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photophuckit

"photophuckit"

means to upload it to your photobucket.
by mko&sliff April 12, 2010
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Photojack

On facebook, to tag yourself in a picture that you are not in without the permission of the owner. Therefore, the picture shows up as your own.
Laqueesha: Hey! That is my picture, why are you tagged in it

Demitri: You've just been photojacked BITCH!!!
by notsoslimshadii August 6, 2010
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