poontronage

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.

Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.

by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020

poontropolis

A great place that resides in a woman's panties.

"Man I started putting my hand down her pants, but she stopped me before I could reach poontropolis".

by captainwylde May 18, 2011

Poontopolis

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.

New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Poontah

Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.

Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!

Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...

Chieftain: *silence*

Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?

Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!

Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*

Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019

poontacular

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.

Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.

by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006

Phoote

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties

That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!

by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019

Ploont

A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.

Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.

by superstraightdave January 17, 2010