phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.

We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.

by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

Phonetard

Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.

My wife is a phonetard

by bgbbhhh September 28, 2022

phonetard

n. A person who may or may not be able to perform at a functional level in society, but is unmistakably absent-minded and inconsistent in executing his or her cell phone’s most basic operations (i.e. answering incoming calls, placing outgoing calls, acknowledging the receipt of a text message with an appropriate and coherent response) and in doing so in a prompt and judicious fashion.

adj. (Phonetarded)Having little or no sense of proper cell phone procedures and etiquette in the context of modern society.

Nate: Hey Rachel, have you talked to Emily lately? I've been calling and texting her all day but haven't been able to get a hold of her. Do you think she's ok?

Rachel: Yeah she's fine. I was with her all day. She heard her phone ringing from the other room but chose not to answer it because she didn't want to get off the couch. Then, when she finally got her phone and saw that you called, she said she was going to call you back but I think she forgot that like 20 seconds later. You know she's just a phonetard.

by deltsruletheworld August 5, 2008

Phonetato

Taking a picture with your smartphone that is so horribly out of focus, or too dark, or too much light or just generally the shittiest picture ever taken.

"Dude, this picture is horrible, it's out of focus, and poorly-lit. What did you take the picture with?"
"My phone's camera"
"A potato could take a better pic than this""Might as well call it a phonetato"

by Nazrethim February 10, 2013

phonetard

Somebody who phones you at work(system technician, for example) and annoys you with dumb questions like ''How do I log into my puder?'' and ''How do I restart?''

Krista doesn't like phonetards, she doesn't like the way they annoy her and remind her that she is at work while she is busy looking at gothic porn.

by WaHf00m4n October 5, 2003

josh pennetta

a sweet, charming young man, with a great personality, he is simply the best.

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by abby sylva April 5, 2012

ponnette

Someone who’s kindness, respect and integrity inspires those around them. A person who thrives on preserving and conserving art and culture. She is a person that one should feel lucky to have the privilege of knowing.

“Hi ponnette!”
“Hi poodle”

by Poodle137 December 24, 2020