poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

Phonting

The act of dating someone at a specific day and time over the phone instead of in person; usually a routine.

Thasha: Hey, what is MinBoy doing?
ThaMeel: He's phonting outside right now, better not disturb.

by ThaMeel May 21, 2019

phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008

pronking

From the word pronk, used to indicate good or very.

Pronking is a term everyone in Virginia's 11th district uses!

by Mo4567 May 13, 2008

Phoning It In

To perform the task with very little effort.

Another episode where Alastor defeats Sir Pentious with hentai dad joke?. Sounds like the writers are phoning it in again.

by The Talking Brony March 29, 2020

Phunking Owned

A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.

OMG I was phunking owned by the phunkers!!!11

by John Argon July 13, 2006

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009