phonehold

When someone holds their phone while making a call.

I need to phonehold this person I'm making a call with.

by XtremeDramer November 26, 2018

Porkhole

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

Porkhole

Any hole on a body, of a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human body.

"Fuck My Porkhole"!

"Lick My Porkhole"!

by Kevin4 January 12, 2008

porkhole

Your asshole, butthole, meathole.

Bend over, I want to fuck you in the porkhole.

by JimmyFingerBus September 1, 2008

Punkhole Mongrel

(Noun) A male or female (usually male) who has indiscriminate sex with any female with a viable hole no matter how dirty or gross.

(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.

Guy 1: "Bro, that girl Stevo brought home last night was fucking gnarly, I can't believe he hit that all night."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION May 20, 2014

Fishing in my pondhole

The most homosexual description of fingering your own anus...

"This is really fishing in my pondhole"-This is really fingering my asshole
"I love fishing in my pondhole"-I love fingering my asshole

by Amustycow February 6, 2019

phonehole

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone

1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.

by MsArdRi March 7, 2010