used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man
random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023
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*Teacher* "Park your phones!"
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."
by yourneighborswifi December 5, 2016
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by luhvtuls October 2, 2023
Get the i got two phones mug.The use of your cell phone as a torch/candle to light up the room to find something. Very much like Indiana Jones would use when exploring something.
by Chuckles M September 22, 2006
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Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
by Moira Tyles January 9, 2019
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Get the Game of phones mug.Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.
“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.
“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.
Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”
Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”
Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”
by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020
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