when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
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by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021
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by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026
Get the 2 hands on the phone mug.Similar to leaving the house with no underwear. Going phonemando is defined as leaving the house/car without your cell phone.
Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked
by CharveyChicago September 10, 2010
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