Proffesional Asshole

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)

(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here

by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015

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Phoof

The signature visual element of the tv show, NCIS. When NCIS breaks to and comes back from a commercial, a black and white video image appears of a moment in the episode, accompanied by a noise that sounds like "phoof", hence the name.

The "phoof" sounds like a flashbulb exploding.

by Teresa S October 28, 2009

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ploffy

1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.

2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.

"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"

Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).

by Lime&lily April 19, 2008

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poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!

Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

by smokepellet October 18, 2008

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