Pwittering

Public Twittering. Shouting out exactly what you are doing at the moment in 140 characters or less. Also serves to call attention to yourself.

Dude: I'm going to order a large cheese pizza! I hope I can finish it all! Yum!

Dude #2: Bro, you've been pwittering every five minutes...chill.

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.

Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007

Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam June 4, 2011

Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

plirtering

1. The act of a douchebag playing or flirting with girls.

2. Douchbag flirting with girls /IO to get them to like him so he can play them.

Dude. Stop plirtering
Don't be a plirter

by whoevertheheckiwanttobewtfff December 18, 2013

paltering donkeypit

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

poltering

teaching people about bbc

yeah they were poltering today

by FrozenNeverSleep April 11, 2024