philosiraptor

a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.

Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!

by photorobert August 8, 2012

Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor A Popular Meme in which a velociraptor contemplates some of the most mind-fucking questions ever made. Name means Philosophical Velociraptor (Philoso-raptor)

Ted: If a man with Alzheimer's has amnesia, does he forget he can't remember anything?
Jerry: IDK, lets ask the Philosoraptor!

by Girraffe0902 June 11, 2016

Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

philosoraptors

a group (or clique) of people who travel to Myrtle Beach, SC in attempt to attract women and woo them with there musk. This musk (or swag) is built up by GTL.

Wow mommy look at those philosoraptors, they have women flocking to them.

by Parkour Maypools April 22, 2011

Philosoraptor

A person who changes their philosophy on certain subjects, depending on who is present at the time they talk about said subjects.

That guy is such a Philosoraptor. Just yesterday he argued against the same thing he's agreeing with today; just because she is here.

by Scott A. Pigolbirck September 25, 2020

philosofaeces

a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."

jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"

by crappunkrock182 July 6, 2015