When you grab the tip of your penis and pull it straight up, and then press it along with your hairy nuts against a window for all the world to see.
by Cannonballz February 27, 2017
Get the rat press mug.When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.
by Lord Morris November 25, 2009
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An adjective used to express a strong emotion or feeling towards something or someone, usually that of love or hate. Originally coined by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.
I saw Kim walking down the hall today and remembered how phestigious she really is, what a whore!
Lynn is so phestigious!
Lynn is so phestigious!
by tinabelle11 June 2, 2010
Get the Phestigious mug.When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?
Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
by epetes December 13, 2015
Get the pheasant heart mug.An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.
Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.
Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?
Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.
Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?
Anthony: She wasn't hot. She was press box hot. You were deceived because there weren't any other hotties to compare her too. If you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.
Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.
by Edsantry February 14, 2007
Get the press box hot mug.The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.
Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.
by Peter St May 8, 2008
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