To publicly embarrass yourself on social media
Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.
by Randy2412 April 29, 2019
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a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a small boy, from elementary school, and his mother are walking on the street and the boy suddenly says:
boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.
mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.
boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.
mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.
by Sexydimma May 8, 2012
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A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
by MRT2 October 7, 2006
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The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
by Colourful English May 2, 2006
Get the does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? mug.noun: to describe a work shift that starts at 9:00 am and ends at 5:00 pm. So named after the 1980 Paramount Pictures movie, "Nine to Five", starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin as women office workers. Dolly Parton recorded the movie's theme song, entitled "Nine to Five", which became a #1 hit on the Billboard charts in the same year as the movie's release.
"Hey Nick, you're working a Dolly Parton shift tomorrow. You are working from 9 to 5."
"I did a Dolly Parton shift today."
"Damn yo, I ain't got time fo this shit...I work late...I ain't got no Dolly Parton schedule!"
"I did a Dolly Parton shift today."
"Damn yo, I ain't got time fo this shit...I work late...I ain't got no Dolly Parton schedule!"
by Jakey the Snakey October 21, 2009
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