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Phantom Nut Syndrome

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.
She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.
by Halfaman December 19, 2009
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Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.
Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack
by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 27, 2021
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phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'
Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.
by Danders March 11, 2016
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The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼
by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021
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PhantomNuts

PhantomNuts is PhantomKuh's Nuts going ghost mode

presumably him turning into a pussy.
i love phantomnuts
by EchoTheRat July 19, 2022
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