phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004

phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 3, 2006

Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.

Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."

by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005

Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

phallic appendage

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer

whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage

by governmentsarenotsupposetomilk February 17, 2023