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The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.
How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?
by Yopmail User August 24, 2022
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Phallophilia

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.
"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".
by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014
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phallophile

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.
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phallumegaly

Bigness of the penis disorder. From Barney Stinson in How I met your mother Season 5 episode 8.
At an early age Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was diagnosed with phallumegaly
by Larry D Deer November 17, 2009
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Sidewalk Phalanx

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.
If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!
by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010
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phalguni

A combination of the most beautiful and intellectual beings. A very loving and sweet partner who gives her entire soul. She is so charming that before you can realize it, you'd be talked into doing exactly what they want you to do. She will never let you fall, even virtually.
Hey, you're the luckiest you have a Phalguni as your mate.
by Friendszone February 24, 2015
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Quantum of Phallus

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.
I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009
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