peysexual

madly in love with peyton to the point where i cant live without her , id die for her and fight wars for her and slut myself out for her , real.

sham : ''I am so peysexual''

by nxtshxm June 19, 2022

Peysen

A crazy ass awesome f@#$ who attracts all the ladies and is the nicest person you will ever met, and AMAZING hugger, and a person you will constantly have sex dreams about.

"Man, i had a dream i screwed that guy after i hugged him!"
"No way! I didn't realize he was a peysen."

by Dreamnugget October 7, 2011

the perserve family

whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you

'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
".."

by izUwU-chan666 March 20, 2022

persereikyli

The hole between one's buttcheeks.

He stuck WHAT in his persereikyli?!?

by Pedi August 19, 2004

perser

loud! laughs uncontrolably! smart! red hair! dangly earrings!

OMG! that fish looks like a perser!

by chimeres October 8, 2006

peeserk

percocet

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes

Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"

by DR Penser November 1, 2018