A crazy ass awesome f@#$ who attracts all the ladies and is the nicest person you will ever met, and AMAZING hugger, and a person you will constantly have sex dreams about.
"Man, i had a dream i screwed that guy after i hugged him!"
"No way! I didn't realize he was a peysen."
"No way! I didn't realize he was a peysen."
by Dreamnugget October 7, 2011
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Get the John Pesenti mug.A curse word meaning fuck your kin and kith. Originates from Azerbaijan. Used in Azerbaijan, Azerbaijani communities in Turkey and Russia, and those tought by Azerbaijanis to use it. The direct translation to English is your nape, the area behind your neck. If you want to refer to someones nape you can't (or shouldn't) use peyser because it's too offensive and you might get beaten up, you use kantovka or kant. Don't ever use peyser when you're in Azerbaijan because it's too offensive and you will either a) get beaten up b) become peyser yourself after a discussion with the person you called peyser and his qaqas (boys) or c) both.
FCKR23 is a peyser because he can't use peyser in a sentence correctly.
Pepsi, kola, fanta ... attı kanta. Meaning: Pepsi, kola, fanta (name) threw to his nape.
Roshka became a peyser on video (on YouTube) after the discussion in Sumqayit.
His sister is a whore so he is peyser because of her.
He became peyser after a söhbət (discussion) in Kubinka.
There are no peysers from Vasmoy.
I made him peyser after beating him up because he called me a peyser.
Pepsi, kola, fanta ... attı kanta. Meaning: Pepsi, kola, fanta (name) threw to his nape.
Roshka became a peyser on video (on YouTube) after the discussion in Sumqayit.
His sister is a whore so he is peyser because of her.
He became peyser after a söhbət (discussion) in Kubinka.
There are no peysers from Vasmoy.
I made him peyser after beating him up because he called me a peyser.
by KUBINKANIN PALAJENYASINA BAXAN November 3, 2018
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Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
by trobbins September 15, 2011
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by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013
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Get the Paysen mug.John texting: they are such console peasents. why do they think console is better than pc?
Lebron: It's peasant.
Lebron: It's peasant.
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