petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

petwition

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.

After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).

by b_rock44 November 15, 2012

petition

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

by zorroloco July 7, 2007

Politition

A person who is willing to lay down your life for his country.
Known to the lower econimized citizens as "dat one what makes da rules innit"
You will often find him/her sat on his/her overly large "arse" most dominantly leaning on a desk in the Houses Of Parliment fast asleep due to a "boring" politition of an opposing party.

...Politics..not my subject love...try that one what makes da rules.. o.O

by House Trained December 10, 2003

pettytion

Minor petition with frivolous cause

The pettytion is still worth signing regardless of how petty it may seem.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Petitionist

A person or career that one petitions

I am a petitionist who petitions against pubs not playing Australian Open on their tv’s for patrons

by Lozztheonlyone January 22, 2019

petitionfornatsfuneral

MY FAVOURITE MOOT, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH.

ELLA YOURE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I love u and ur pfp and ur user
WERE 5000 MILES APART BUT ILY.

Imagine being so beautiful like u
HERES A CAT AND I LOVE TO SEND U CAT VIDS! ALL THE LOVE TO U!

💐🐈

only you darling. only you babe - petitionfornatsfuneral

by mist <3 September 8, 2021