petch

to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.
In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.
by cyanidemoth September 14, 2005
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Police enjoy the child hunt!
by wanker April 27, 2003
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Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.
Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.
by Colinlovesmen March 16, 2007
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Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.
"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"
by TaliWhite_Fan August 07, 2014
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Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.
Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014
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woah Petch just put an absolute rib breaker into that shore five eight
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A broadly applicable, inoffensive term for fecal matter, rubbish, or unfavourable circumstance.
This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..
by October 04, 2020
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