Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

pentacation

When you return from a vacatition to find two weeks of work waiting for you.

I don't know why I took that vacation. I returned to a pentacation. All my coworkers just piled my work up for me while I was gone.

by ttlc January 4, 2010

Pusication

The feeling of getting 12 kittens in your house and let them eat you alive.

Man I should try that pusication so that I can be happy within the world.

by Thatguyoverthebathroomstall August 13, 2018

Pesicating

Keep metaling or dealing within means of no jurisdiction

Why you keep pesicating with me

by SRTKINGTY November 25, 2021

Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex

Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis

by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025