anti-perspirant

busting a nut in a girls armpit...be careful of the flaky white residue..

When the polish girl at the pub is sweating too much, take her to the bathroom and give her your anti-perspirant

by joseph p rocdurgirl & max, biatch March 24, 2005

Church Perspiration

Working so hard at an internship at a church that you start to persipre.

I had a lot of church perspiration today because I worked really hard at my internship

by interns.anonymous September 15, 2011

Perspirosity

The length of your piss

How far you can stand away from the toilet and pee and get it in the toilet

Strength of the Energy exerted from your penis to move the liquid out.

His perspirosity was so short, the had to stand over the toilet

his perspirosity was so long, he could stand out the door and piss it all the way in the toilet

by Quail December 20, 2003

Pinspired

The outcome of searching on Pinterest and then suddenly being inspired to do a project that you saw, or something similar.

I need to make nesting boxes for my chickens, lets see what is on Pinterest (scroll through "chicken nest boxes"). Jump up from chair remembering that you have old bedside tables and dressers in the barn saying to yourself "I've got it, those would be PERFECT! I have been Pinspired!"

by Livingtheword November 4, 2014

Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

Periredot

A better version of the word “periodt” / another way to say “periodt” / a yassified version of “periodt”

right now im listening to azealia banks! used to being alone is her best song! Periredot!

by R03YN August 16, 2022

Perspirous

One who perspires excessively

Jon is so perspirous he sweats during a polar bear challenge!

by Simplemanx December 4, 2022