Person 

: Also featured in "Grey's Anatomy", a person is a trusting friend who helps you out a lot and is just always there for you.

Girl 1: I can trust you with anything, your my person.

Girl 2: Aw, thanks!

Person by Black123 October 7, 2009

Person 

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

Person by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

Person 

Why are you looking this up?

Man, only a dumb person would look this up.

Person by Hwjskfjdjwmsndjcjcjsjwjwkdkzka June 3, 2018

person 

A human.

I am a person, you are a person.

person by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Person 

A person is a word for a human being.
It is weird though.

A person is my dad
who the hell is that person!

Person by crazy555 July 17, 2005

person 

Plural form: people.

Also, see dumbass.

I'm surrounded by stupid people. Stupid people who think school is a waste of time and would rather get a job drug dealing or prostituting.

person by dj_gs68 November 9, 2003

person 

What you call a person that annoys you or makes you very angry when you are lacking a better term or are trying to refrain from using profanity.

He was taunting her endlessly so she finally turned around and yelled, "You PERSON!" and stalked off.

person by Lexiandra September 4, 2007