Perpetual Motionlessness

Something that keeps on never moving.

My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.

by DJ Slamm November 26, 2005

Porkpetual (motion)

It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.

Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).

Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.

Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).

by Pöspi maxi November 4, 2019

Poopetual motion

Describes the act of poop moving continuously, specifically moving between 2 or more buttholes; when a person poops into another person's butthole, and then that 2nd person poops into the 1st person's butthole, and then the 1st person poops into the 2nd's butt again (effectively re-pooping their own poop for a 2nd time, plus whatever additional poop the 2nd person had pooped) and the cycle repeats; commonly known as "pooping back and forth"

In middle school, my friend Casey & I watched a video on the internet of 2 friends pooping back & forth, inspiring us to pull our own pants down & create some "Poopetual motion" for ourselves.

by Briannbae April 13, 2022