prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008

prepared

what you call it when a man has a boner

i looked over, and he was prepared.

by shaquandria August 4, 2007

Prepared Juggalo

A native of Rhode Island who is a huge fan of psychopathic records and always carries a blow up bed in his car... you know, just in case.

Luna-Chriz is such a prepared juggalo.

by Bobby March 30, 2004

ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick

I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.

by jolp 123 March 7, 2017

Preparednoid

Prepared for something but also paranoid you'll for get something when it happens.

Tim knows he has an appointment two weeks from now and so he sets a reminder with 5 alarms to make sure he doesn't forget. Tim is preparednoid .

by Prettyravekitty March 8, 2017

Preparedbo0

A very chill person on tiktok who enjoys watching mycts. I love their content!

Hey, have you heard of Preparedbo0 on tiktok!? I have, they're so cool!!

by -Preparedbo0 on tiktok September 8, 2021

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 8, 2024