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permalag

Repeated doses of jet lag, the result of back-to-back flights across multiple time zones. By the time you've grown accustomed to one time zone, you're already in the next. Typically the result of an around the world flight with multiple stop overs.

Sometimes abbreviated to lagged.

A mild form of permaphuck.
I've got a serious dose of permalag.
by Tokyoite September 11, 2009
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Permashacker

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011
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Permaswag

A perpetual state of Swagger, that is so consistent it never needs to be turned on or off. It is desired by many, but maintained by few.
After LeBron James posterized Kevin Garnett, "with no regard for human life" he attained Permaswag.
by SwagstarDM May 26, 2009
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permashame

the stigma attached to a person after a public humiliation, from which recovery will be very difficult
"He wet himself in the middle of school and there was no way of hiding it - oh God, the permashame!"
"He dropped the ball in extra time and cost his team the grand final - instant permashame! He'll have to win them another three grand finals to get away from that."
"Dave's permashamed now, ever since he left his lapel mic on while poopsterbating. Not even his Grandma makes eye contact with him now."
by chickenLicker69 November 24, 2015
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Permalimp

Far beyond the reaches of "bonerkill", to enter a state of permalimp you must see something (usually a sexual act) so horrifyingly terrible you will be unable to achieve a state of erection for a permanent basis.
After being baited and trapped by a fake link, I was presented with five elderly men commiting an act so terrible, I have gone Permalimp. My girlfriend has left me, I get lol'd at in the locker rooms, my parents have abandoned me, and I have lost all my friends.
by silasam July 7, 2010
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permaschmutz

Miscellaneous small stuff stuck on something (i.e. your face or mirror) that won't come off
Man, this stuff will not come off mirror - it's like permaschmutz.
by Jack T from Union City November 24, 2016
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periasamy

Something that only cool Indian dudes will understand.
Attendance:
Teacher: ....Pary- ass- Amy
Me: *Sigh* its Periasamy
by mR pERI November 22, 2019
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