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permalag

Repeated doses of jet lag, the result of back-to-back flights across multiple time zones. By the time you've grown accustomed to one time zone, you're already in the next. Typically the result of an around the world flight with multiple stop overs.

Sometimes abbreviated to lagged.

A mild form of permaphuck.
I've got a serious dose of permalag.
by Tokyoite September 11, 2009
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permacast

Perpetual gray skies, as those found in the Pacific Northwest, most notably Portland.
"By February, months of permacast had me needing to get out of Portland and find some sun."
by spenceronehalf November 17, 2005
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permatwapt

State of mind onset by permanent brain damage caused by long-term methamphetamine IV use, and lack of aleep. Symptoms include but not limited to: delusions, obsessions, psychosis, schizophrenia, and paranoid behavior.
Yo Junior is permatwapt, dat boy believes he found a mineralized iguana head, with diamonds as eyes.
by SeeRyan March 11, 2018
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Permayhapsbe

Permayhapsbe is a word that only Skrettin people use because they just wanna be a twat. Pretty much the same as a teacher saying "I dOn'T kNoW cAn YoU?" to a student needing a piss.
Student: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Permayhapsbe.
Student: What a twat...
by Spopadoodledoy January 1, 2020
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permacrank

A state of permanent crankiness; generally onset after continuous demoralization and disenfranchisement of an individual or group, in a workplace or household.
"What is up with Joe today?" ~ "He's permacranked, man."

"Permacrank setting in again"
by leonleonleon November 3, 2021
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Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.
I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.
by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007
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Permalaundry

The perennial pile of laundry in transit, comprising clean (not put away), hanging and drying, still in the washing machine, laundry hamper and overflow and on the floor.
"That permalaundry best be dealt wi' by my return else you for the high jump, fuzzball!."
by conciliation March 7, 2009
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