Andrew Parkinson Challenge

A challenge in which you curl your finger into a hook and slam down the side of your finger against the edge of a hard surface. Who ever winces or drops out first loses.

Sol- Man, did you hear that Brendan broke his finger playing the Andrew Parkinson Challenge?
John- Yeah, he definitely won

by Parkingticket April 25, 2023

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

Pansy Parkinson

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.

Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.

by Roanne September 14, 2008

parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

Rosa Parkinson’s

it’s a disease where if you can’t sit at the front of the bus you die.

Timothy:Let me sit at the front of the bus bro
Chad:Why

Timothy:Because I have rosa parkinson’s

Chad:Shit bro that’s all you had to say

by Intellectuallychallenged February 1, 2019

Pansy Parkinson

A beautiful and gorgeous slytherin girl in the harry potter film series who is usually hanging around with draco and his gang. She gets allot of hate on the internet even though she did nothing wrong she only gets hate cause she dated draco and its only people who simp for draco although they haven't even watched/ read harry potter series that hate her. People only hate pansy cause of the cringey tiktok povs who gave her hate for no reason and encourage of people to hate her. ANYWAYS shes especially beautiful in the last and second to last film.

A cringey pov tiktok maker: Pansy Parkinson is a slut i hate her.
Me (an intellactual) : What did she actually do wrong, TELL ME THAT!

by PansyParkinsonsimp16 December 12, 2020

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.

It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 9, 2005