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perkin is very bad
haha im a perking im gonna fake a duf
duf kil perkin
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perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023
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Perkin

"Perkin".
Significant Chilean word like dumb, stupid or something related to offend.

Sometimes it can be used as something friendly, but mostly it is used as an insult.
"Soi´ terrible perkin aweonao."
by wisqask August 23, 2023
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Perkin's Gaggle

While you fuck a girl from behind, you choke the shit out of her. (not literally, but you do choke her alot)
Hey man, last night I gave that bitch the Perkin's Gaggle!
by Triangle Teabag July 28, 2008
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perkin gerkin

"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"
by ack February 9, 2005
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Perkin's Fishing Trip

When you fuck your dog in the ass and then go to your wife/girlfriend and ask for a blow-job.
Jim: So what did you do on the weekend?
Bob: Went on a Perkin's fishing trip with the missus, but she didn't like the taste.
by shoopdawhoop31231 February 26, 2009
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Perkin It

Popularized by The BIG A.K., “Perkin It” can be used is various situations to express displeasure in one’s actions
The BIG AK - “Yo B stop perkin it”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down
by baba goura May 9, 2024
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