Perk Cheeks

a phrase used to describe someone’s big ass

person 1: did you see mckinley’s ass? she has some nice perk cheeks
person 2: no kidding! they’re almost as big as my moms

by skankhunt44slapmycheeks April 28, 2023

perk

a special privelige or side benefit.

Sleeping with many beautiful women is one of the perks of being a rock star.

by kingman November 17, 2003

Upper Perk

Like the other two definitions have stated, Upper Perk is a small school district in rural Pennsylvania. If you’re reading this you either go to Upper perk and want to see how people defined it, you live near it, or you have no idea what it is. Upper Perk is predominately white, I believe about 91% white (so not very diverse). The school is a place where the bathrooms are really used for juuling rather than it’s original purpose. The students can mostly be separated into two categories; those who are either racist, lazy, unmotivated, rednecks, or stoners, or then there are those who are smart, motivated (at least somewhat), and want to do something successful with their lives. In the end, as a student you either end up staying in Upper Perk forever, or are continuously drawn back to it, or you try to get away from it. As much as we may complain about our school district, most of us realize it’s actually not all that bad. There are perks to going to a small school in a rural location.

Student: I hate Upper Perk. I want to move away.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.

by upperperkstudent July 5, 2018

perma perk

When a man has permanently hard nipples at any temperature. They are very sexy, despite their ability to cut glass.

Are you excited to see me?

Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples

by Bulyeabiotch May 27, 2017

own goal perk

An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.

God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!

by Tron Adams May 31, 2007

Perk

Perk is a man who spends most of his time online being bullied. He is mostly known as a soy boy liberal online, and has a tendency to cry about people hurting his feelings. He is often seen as weak and pathetic by others in the online community. Despite his emotional tendencies, Perk continuously returns to the community despite announcing that he will never return. This constant back and forth has made him a laughing stock among other players.

Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.

Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.

I'm going to leave and never return = Perk returns the next day

by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023

Perk girls

Tight pants; Flat ass. Makes the male teenagers cry, and think of a better place.

The Perk girls wore yoga pants, which then tore as a result of her ass being so goddamn bony, making the male teenagers cry, and think of a better place.

by Codename blacky November 10, 2014