The Perfect Stranger

A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.

The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.

by Steviepq October 9, 2007

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.

~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

Perfect Strangers

A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoTaisFMIE

A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers

by my new favorite song May 4, 2009

perfect stanger

we you are fucking a girl in the dark and your buddy is outside and you tell the girl you are going to be right back and you go get your friend and slap his hand and he starts fucking the girl you just were fucking and then you go outside to the window and knock on the window and wave to her and she would is going to freak out when she notices someone else fucking her.

hey man i got this girl and we both bout to fuck her. How man she dont wanna fuck me? oh yess she's not going to kno were going to pull a perfect stanger. im going to start fucking her first with the lights off by my window then ill tell her ill be right back and then you walk in and start fucking her and ill go outside to my window and way to her and take a picture of her face :)

by xxninixx123 October 21, 2010