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Perez

Any insult you can think of. Calling someone a pussy, a bandwagon, trash, anything
God I hate Perez
Suck a Perez
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Perez

The most hipster, gay and hipster guy you will ever meet.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
Guy 1: Omg look at the Perez!
Guy 2:Omg he is sooo hipster
Guy 3: I know but he also looks really gay
by EeSea November 9, 2018
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perez hilton

a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop
1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs

2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton

1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
by anrj123 August 21, 2012
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Perez Hilton

A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
What's that ugly thing sitting over by the dumpsters?

Oh, that's just Perez Hilton
by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009
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Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
I read Perez Hilton's gossip blog when I am bored.
by L0 September 10, 2008
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Perez Hilton

A person who

-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "

(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton

Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009
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Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Colin Farrell sued Perez Hilton for posting his sex tape on his website
by L0 July 14, 2008
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