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The most hipster, gay and hipster guy you will ever meet.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
perez hilton
a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop
1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs
2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton
1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton
1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
perez hilton by anrj123 August 21, 2012
Perez Hilton
A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Perez Hilton by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009
Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Perez Hilton by L0 September 10, 2008
Perez Hilton
A person who
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Perez Hilton by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009
Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Perez Hilton by L0 July 14, 2008
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