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First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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perenium

The area between the vagina and anus
While giving birth she ripped her perenium.
by Anonymous December 7, 2002
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Percentist

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.
Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.
by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018
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perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').
While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.
by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021
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percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.
A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
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111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.
"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."
by Robert Akins April 17, 2006
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percentual

Alex is, like, 25 percentual.
by SEEPEE February 9, 2005
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