Pepsisim

The religious act of following the lord and savior Pepsi man.

"Sorry mike I believe in pepsisim "

by Deadbeats April 26, 2017

Pepsism

Pepsism is the religion of the soft drink known as Pepsi. Pepsism is the teachings of the Pepsi that says Coca-Cola is the devil and Pepsi is god. In fact, in the Pepsi logo, the blue is the Pepsi and the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Cokeism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Hey, do you believe in God?
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)

by watervr June 8, 2022

constructive pessimism

Believing one's own work is not good enough or that something in their work is missing, causing them to revise or even restart their work.

A writer had completed five pages of a script before feeling that their story just wasn't good enough, and so constructive pessimism struck them as they searched for that missing oomph.

by joob1 January 11, 2022

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010