penultiminute

The minute before the last minute. It could be interpreted as 11:59PM, or the minute before the last minute of the world.

My mac&cheese is in its penultiminute of cooking! I can hardly wait two minutes!!!

by Mistar...Shake? January 7, 2010

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When you piss on little kid

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Same nga!

by 124jackb=eljo February 18, 2023

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The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"

Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!

by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010

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penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008

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penutbutter and jelly sandwitch

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.

hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?

by jake burnt May 11, 2006

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