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Penske Steamer

When you volunteer to help a friend "pack a couple of boxes" for a move, and then get roped into something completely outrageous. Like driving a moving truck full of his shit cross country because the fool didn't get a big enough truck in the first place, needed to rent another one from Penske, and didn't have anyone else stupid enough to drive the damn thing. Jesus H Christ!!!!
Karl asked his buddy to help him "pack a few boxes" for a move, and then proceeded to give him the ole Penske Steamer.
by Dubble Trubble January 2, 2009
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Penske file

The John Doe of files, or, better yet, the Art Vandelay of files. Used to describe slacking off on purpose or due to not knowing how to do the thing which you are procrastinating, in reference to it's origin ( 90s TV Sitcom "Seinfeld") in which George Costanza is assigned the Penske File and slacks off on it instead of doing any work, since he has no idea of what to make of it.
"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"
by Mr. KnowVeryLittle May 26, 2024
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Penske'd

That Penske Gillis is a real kurt busch.

He penske'd himself.
Gillis Penske? Or penskegillis? HE IS PENSKE'D THE FUCK OUT

HE PENSKE'D EVERYWHERE

HE IS A PENSKE'D MAN WITH A PENSKE'D PLAN. TRACKIN 127? WHO PENSKED ALL OVER THE GILLIS RUG
by Penske Gillis July 26, 2024
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Penske'd

He penske gillis himself
Penske'd himself
by Penske Gillis July 26, 2024
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Roger Penske

Billionaire owner of Penske Corporation and Penske Racing. Mr. Penske is highly regarded for his meticulous, old school approach to everything he does. Nicknamed "The Captain" by those close to him in the racing world.
Roger Penske is legendary in the world of racing. I see Roger Penske's Penske Truck Rental trucks everywhere I go. Did Roger Penske's driver win the Indy 500 this year?
by needtoknowbasis November 11, 2013
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Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.
I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.
by Guardedshock July 12, 2020
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The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"
"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."
by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010
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