Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.

Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal

by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016

penois

The French word for penis.

The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Penor

Basically, another word for penis; however, penor can be used in several different types of context.

1. "Stop being such a penor".

2. "Willie was taking a piss and I totally saw his penor!"

by nalyd June 15, 2013

Penorritos

A penis wrapped in a flour tortilla, covered in pace picante salsa if one chooses.

Hi my name's Tedz Burrenis and for lunch i had a couple Penorritos.

by tedz 2.0 December 29, 2010

penircus

noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.

Jane: How was that date of yours last night?

Mary: Wonderful!

Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?

Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!

by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005

peniriod

(pee-ni-riyod)
A cyclic change of emotion in a man that results in a regular period of moodiness, withdrawal and irritability. Gender equivalent of a female monthly menstrual period.

Girl: Man, Simon is giving me no love this week, and keeps rejecting my texts and phone calls

Girl 2: Don't stress girl, he probably just has his peniriod. He'll be OK by next week, then he'll be all over you like a rash again

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Boyfriend: Stop it! You are really annoying me. Just go hang out with the girls. I am going home to read tonight (Saturday night).

Girlfriend: Oh Ok grumpy! You so have your peniriod this week. Come see me next week when you get over it.

Boyfriend: Sigh. (To self) Whatever, bee-iarch.

by Jezza & GG January 11, 2009

penormous

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.

Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"

by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007