peno master

a derranged child found wearing trackky bottoms (tucked into white sock), classic shoes, burbury hat and usually has some sort of speach impediment to make them sound hard , dirt rubbed onto face for added affect

oi cheif yas gott foksin mint at spitin

by rio December 19, 2003

peno extendo

Latin for B O N E R

Elijah:bro, is that a peno extendo

Noah:ya

by BIG.UNCLE. PAPI November 20, 2020

Penorobigus

A term generally used to describe a person who emits a lot of win or gar from themselves.

Example 1:

Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!

Example 2:

Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!

Example 3:

Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!

by Ghawd May 29, 2008

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penoid

A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio

LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"

by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013

Penomniscient

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.

Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009

Penor Cleanor

Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.

Dude.... your a penor cleanor.

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005