Pennsylvania Amish

The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.

Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!

Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!

Guy 1: Yep!

by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023

Pennsylvania

Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa.

Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse.

Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't.

by =west= January 25, 2004

Pennsylvania punisher

A beer bong taken in the rectum.

It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.

by Angel Rodriquez November 16, 2007

Pennsylvania

The only place in the U.S. in which no matter how small a town is, there will always be at least two bars, even if there is not one other business.

No matter where you are in Pennsylvania, you can at least get a drink, even if you can't buy gas or groceries.

by Ashamedtobefromthere April 1, 2004

Pennsylvania Poliwhop

(v.) Commonly referred to as a PAPW, it is the act of ejaculating on a cloth and delivering a blow with said cloth to the cranial region of the victim.

Murk: “Yo Chard do you still got your 2008 Phillies World Series rally towel?”

Chard: “No I Pennsylvania Poliwhopped Brett Craskey with it at Aron!”

by Lunch_Table June 7, 2018

Troy Pennsylvania

Troy, a land that one might infer is only filled with hicks, red necks, big ol lip packers, dippers and yee yees. While such specimens are common, there are fair and decent folk in the town of Troy. Nobody really likes it here, but it's home for now, and it makes do for what it is. Residents are passionate about their high-school sports, and all of the coaches take the game way too seriously, like...way too seriously. Teachers are frequently fired, the school board is more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, and school fights last a maximum of three seconds before both combatants are curled up on the ground. While visiting Troy, be sure to check out our state of the art Farm Museum, Vinnie's Pizza, or the annual, one and only Troy fair (A topic for another day.) Just be careful on the roads, camouflage is everywhere. HOME OF THE TROJANS

He could be cool, he could be weird, he's from Troy Pennsylvania so there's no telling.

by TheCoolBeans September 13, 2017

Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.

Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!

by YAWA August 18, 2018