penistagger

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

peniscat

1. A non-sexist, politically correct substitute for pussy when describing a weak, cowardly or effeminate person.

Don't be such a peniscat, loser.

by Do_the_math January 9, 2009

Pennstate

an adjective describing people or a place filled with no originality. Relates to faded jeans, popped collars, iPods and ugg boots. Normally used to describe the atmosphere of a bar or party.

"Yo how was the bar last night?"

"Oh it was full of floofy skirts and northface jackets?"

"Oh so it was Pennstate?"

by Matthew McCarty April 30, 2005

Pennstate

hands down the best school to party at no matter which campus you attend

cause:"lets go hang out with my friend at Pennstate this weekend"
effect:"what, it's monday? what happened this weekend? i can't remember"

by Thomas Dowdney April 14, 2005

pennstated

pennstated - verb

1) the act of ruining something with one's genitals
2) using your genitals to get your boss fired

Example 1: If the coach is walking out with just one of his players, he got PennStated!

Example 2: Thanks for pennstating my marriage you lecherous whore

by pennstated November 15, 2011